Match Makers Wanted
Wanted: Bright, courageous and risk-taking volunteers to assist in the kidnapping of a friend.
Job Background Dossier:
Guy's parents are creating turmoil in his inter-caste marriage with this beautiful, smart girl.
Girl's parents have been hitting their heads against the stony in-law shaped walls for quite some time now and are now frustrated. (Gory details. Mentioned elsewhere)
The girl herself is annoyed at the guy's inadequacy in getting his parents to act amicably, and has hatched a plan.
A wicked plan.
She has planned to abduct the boy from his home, on a soon-to- be fixed date in November.
The tasks are in the process of being delegated amongst the chief plotters and my task is the trickiest...coming up with the most fool proof plan to abduct him without flatmates creating panic.
Others have to hunt for a pundit and bribe him to marry an intoxicated and handcuffed boy (I'm in charge of abducting him and getting him to the venue,you see :P) and a wickedly grinning girl, a court that will legalize the wedding in less than a month and toughest of all... induct volunteers courageous enough to take photographs of the wedding and go break the news to the hapless in laws .
No friends of the boy will be entertained.(Too high a risk of being beaten black and blue)
Disclaimer: The volunteers are hereby notified that the girl and the chief-plotters are not responsible for any kind of reception meted out by the in laws after the job of disclosing the news has been completed. No kind of monetory benefits will be offered in the unfortunate case of any physical injury or hospitalization.
Interested candidates can leave a message in the comment box and will be contacted, if found suitable for the humongous and challenging task.
Job Background Dossier:
Guy's parents are creating turmoil in his inter-caste marriage with this beautiful, smart girl.
Girl's parents have been hitting their heads against the stony in-law shaped walls for quite some time now and are now frustrated. (Gory details. Mentioned elsewhere)
The girl herself is annoyed at the guy's inadequacy in getting his parents to act amicably, and has hatched a plan.
A wicked plan.
She has planned to abduct the boy from his home, on a soon-to- be fixed date in November.
The tasks are in the process of being delegated amongst the chief plotters and my task is the trickiest...coming up with the most fool proof plan to abduct him without flatmates creating panic.
Others have to hunt for a pundit and bribe him to marry an intoxicated and handcuffed boy (I'm in charge of abducting him and getting him to the venue,you see :P) and a wickedly grinning girl, a court that will legalize the wedding in less than a month and toughest of all... induct volunteers courageous enough to take photographs of the wedding and go break the news to the hapless in laws .
No friends of the boy will be entertained.(Too high a risk of being beaten black and blue)
Disclaimer: The volunteers are hereby notified that the girl and the chief-plotters are not responsible for any kind of reception meted out by the in laws after the job of disclosing the news has been completed. No kind of monetory benefits will be offered in the unfortunate case of any physical injury or hospitalization.
Interested candidates can leave a message in the comment box and will be contacted, if found suitable for the humongous and challenging task.
16 comments:
amused... :D
nice blog.
Regards,
Archana.
I am setting up a NGO to assist these kind of kidnappings. :)
Very Humorous. If I show this to my friend, she will definitely have me kidnapped.
count me in.. anything to help a couple to get together! :D
although (on a serious note), the guy should infact come on his own accord, if he really is serious about the girl.
P.S: If the "beautiful, smart girl", is willing to consider, then tell her about this "handsome, smart guy"! ;) :D
I volunteer :D
Girl's flatmates invited anyway i hope? ;)
Just let me know asap when's the abduction so i can do some shopping for the occasion :p
Me too...I am in ..girl's flatmates are invited, right?????
If pandit cannot be arranged I will sit with a pagdi and a book of all marriagre shloks :P
Ankita, thats the best idea I've heard of. I'l rope in mom too...she can chant shlokas too:P
Kanu...what date in Nov. suits you most?:P
Archana: Thanks:)
Suresh: If you ask her to contact me...I'l encourage her more :P
n Ravi, you are being considered for a position with the Chief Plotters...for your eagerness:P
Oh and...what do I tell the beautiful, smart girl about you...apart from 'handsome, smart':P
well, besides, handsome and smart, i would say intelligent, funny, great sense of humor.... i could go on, but my modesty (as evident by the 'short' list of adjectives i have used to describe myself) prevents me from actually saying the rest! ;)
Aye aye captain...I hear you :))
And oh... know another thing...You're from bangy, right. Right.
need volunteers from Hyd? I'm game too .. need tips u know! will help me plan my abduction :P
Srips: Yup...every lil helps :)
n yes...for yours, I'l bring the mafia, if required :D
that job calls for great responsibility...not for the faint hearted...:D
sending best wishes across the seas...
thanks for dropping by...
Thank you for the wishes, Suma :)
Wicked! Going to such extents! Erm... you'll need some one to do the 'kanyadaan'.... now you know whom to call ! ;-)
Now thats wonderful! We'd totally forgotten about the kanyadaan :D
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